Cutter, Casino, Maniya and Guess-the-Sex!!
What a darling little girl! What's her name? Er... what's that? Nazgol? Erm... yes, well, must be going. What's that? No, I don't have a ring in my pocket. Why do you ask? Um...
Nobody doesn't love Sarely.
McCluskey Rose. Sorry, but this is just... ugly. McCluskey? But with a sister like LuLu Bee, I guess you can't ask for much.
Brinkley Fallen. Want your daughter to become a hooker? Well, don't just name her Caramella Scarlett or Honey Kitty Jezebel! Why not just call her a Fallen woman?
Oh, oh wait, I get it. Fallen is probably one of those "goth" names, huh? Well, here's another one for you. Cutter. He's got a cute little embroidered hat and everything. Interestingly, this website says that "Cutter" is English for "knife-maker." That's funny; I thought it was English for "I'm a rich white kid with very few real problems!"
Casino Phuntae looks like he didn't beat the odds this time.
It's Rainnin Love! Hallelujah!!
Pharoah Laurenzell. Nothing says "iron-fisted rule over Egypt" like a misspelled title.
And now, a friendly round of Guess-The-Sex!!
What do you get when you put a boys name and a president's name together? A girl's name, obviously!
Apparently, if you have the middle name "Elizabeth," you are obviously a girl, regardless of what your first name might be. I am considering Walter Elizabeth and Robert Elizabeth for my first two daughters.
Orion Anna. Yup, girl.
Morgan Sierra HA HA TRICKED YOU! This one is in fact a boy.
Sage Ryan. Girl. Should have a second middle name (Elizabeth) to make it clearer, if you ask me.
Tristan Rose. Now comes the question: is the masculine name Tristan better than the name McCluskey? Um. Well.
Lexington Emery. I can't tell, actually. Could be either, given the evidence I've just presented.
Also, rumor has it that Tom and Katie have named their child Suri Xenu L. Ronette Cruise-Holmes. I am hoping they really only named her Suri.