Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Cutter, Casino, Maniya and Guess-the-Sex!!

What a darling little girl! What's her name? Er... what's that? Nazgol? Erm... yes, well, must be going. What's that? No, I don't have a ring in my pocket. Why do you ask? Um...

Nobody doesn't love Sarely.

McCluskey Rose. Sorry, but this is just... ugly. McCluskey? But with a sister like LuLu Bee, I guess you can't ask for much.

Brinkley Fallen. Want your daughter to become a hooker? Well, don't just name her Caramella Scarlett or Honey Kitty Jezebel! Why not just call her a Fallen woman?

Oh, oh wait, I get it. Fallen is probably one of those "goth" names, huh? Well, here's another one for you. Cutter. He's got a cute little embroidered hat and everything. Interestingly, this website says that "Cutter" is English for "knife-maker." That's funny; I thought it was English for "I'm a rich white kid with very few real problems!"

Maniya. Lol.

Casino Phuntae looks like he didn't beat the odds this time.

It's Rainnin Love! Hallelujah!!

Pharoah Laurenzell. Nothing says "iron-fisted rule over Egypt" like a misspelled title.

And now, a friendly round of Guess-The-Sex!!

Micah Kennedy
Madison Ryan.
What do you get when you put a boys name and a president's name together? A girl's name, obviously!

Rowan Elizabeth
Tyler Elizabeth
Brogan Elizabeth
Apparently, if you have the middle name "Elizabeth," you are obviously a girl, regardless of what your first name might be. I am considering Walter Elizabeth and Robert Elizabeth for my first two daughters.

Orion Anna. Yup, girl.

Atticus. Girl.

Morgan Sierra HA HA TRICKED YOU! This one is in fact a boy.

Sage Ryan. Girl. Should have a second middle name (Elizabeth) to make it clearer, if you ask me.

Tristan Rose. Now comes the question: is the masculine name Tristan better than the name McCluskey? Um. Well.

Lexington Emery. I can't tell, actually. Could be either, given the evidence I've just presented.

Also, rumor has it that Tom and Katie have named their child Suri Xenu L. Ronette Cruise-Holmes. I am hoping they really only named her Suri.


Blogger Melissa said...

Haven't seen it on here and wanted to add: Moxie Crimefighter, Penn Gillette's daughter.

Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:10:00 PM  
Blogger TurabianNights said...

I should make a list of celebrity offenders. Moxie got it off pretty easy, if you ask me. Pirate and AudioScience? Not so much. ;)

Tuesday, April 25, 2006 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nazgol is an ethnic name you idiot.

Thursday, April 27, 2006 12:55:00 PM  
Blogger TurabianNights said...

Of course Nazgol is an ethnic name! I never said it wasn't! I just think it's an unfortunate name in an Anglophonic country - thus its entry on this blog. No name-calling needed here, Mr. Anonymous, but welcome to the blog!

Thursday, April 27, 2006 4:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Insert Secret Alias Here said...

Groan. Why, why, WHY? It would have only taken them a few seconds to change Atticus to its feminine form Attica!

Word Verification Name:
TaponspeHmm. Sounds vaguely French

Friday, April 17, 2009 10:05:00 PM  

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