I don't hate babies. I don't even hate parents. I just wish parents would realize what enormous power they have over the rest of their children's lives when they give them a name. I wish parents would realize that kids grow up. Just because a parent likes the name Dymondlyn Shardonnae DaiseeBlossom or Dakoda Hunter Truck'Killah doesn't mean that it's a good name for a kid. Kids aren't accessories. If you want something with a cool name, buy a dog or a boat or some crap like that.
I have been described as "bidder," "caddy," and "a real bitch." I'd generally describe myself as a connoisseur of the absurd on the internet.
Ahh, good old Snugglepie. You never fail to disappoint.
posted by TurabianNights @ 3:44 PM
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I love the term, I'm a breast lover, this word is going to be added to my every day vocabulary.
Makkitotosimew is just plain stupid and Marlin sounds soo redneck-stylish hahaha you always mkes me laugh with all these silly names.
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