Tuesday, September 12, 2006

What's up, Hawaii?

No buts about it. She's definitely a Sweetie. And this one's definitely Samoan.

James-Z Charley. A girl. I guess the Z makes it feminine? And... the Charley?

Raargh!! He's a Tyger! He has Furyan Roar!!

Also, a short review of recent Hawaiian names:

Abbsidy Elizabeth (yes, I believe this is evidence that somebody liked "Abcde" enough to spell it phonetically and use it on a child. Remember, Elizabeth as a middle name covers all wrongs!)
Applee
Ashlyn-Tasia (it's Ashlyn-tastic!!)
Avyn Hennessey
Blessing
Breezy
Charish
Chymes
Cracious
Dream
Dyzhalinh
Humble
Kailee-lei (lee lee lee?)
Kruzzlyn Charity (how is this one even attractive?)
Lorheynce
Prince Nelson
Raynebow
Rhydr
Sailine
Secrett-Lee
Shadow
Titan
Xcel
Xzayvier Kalei Bozo
Zhymmore Rheign

6 Comments:

Blogger Kelsey said...

OK, some of these I can at least get what the parents were thinking, but....Xzayvier Kalei Bozo? BOZO? Are they high? And that's also, I think, the most epic spelling of Xavier I have ever seen.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Amelia said...

Hey, the above commenter beat me! :p Bozo? What in heaven's name were they smoking?

Thursday, September 14, 2006 1:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you tried chinese names ?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 5:41:00 PM  
Blogger TurabianNights said...

I'll have to get someone who reads Chinese, as I have no idea whether these are accurate or not. They sure seem to have quite a scope, though!

Sincerely,
夏绿蒂

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 7:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sailine? As in saline solution, like I put on my contact lenses? Or saline breast implants?

Xcel version 4.0 for Windows.

Saturday, September 30, 2006 9:14:00 PM  
Anonymous lexiana said...

Secrett-Lee? Xcel? Raynebow, for goodness sake? Why don't the parents simply call them 'Little Poo' and be done with. Honestly, I thought that when my aunt tried to call her kid 'Jackson Michael' it was bad enough. (To solve that problem, they whammed a 'Frank' in there, so now it's Jackson Frank Michael Nation, poor little tyke.)

Monday, December 17, 2007 10:03:00 PM  

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