The Bad Baby Names Blog
I don't hate babies. I don't even hate parents. I just wish parents would realize what enormous power they have over the rest of their children's lives when they give them a name. I wish parents would realize that kids grow up. Just because a parent likes the name Dymondlyn Shardonnae DaiseeBlossom or Dakoda Hunter Truck'Killah doesn't mean that it's a good name for a kid. Kids aren't accessories. If you want something with a cool name, buy a dog or a boat or some crap like that.
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I have been described as "bidder," "caddy," and "a real bitch." I'd generally describe myself as a connoisseur of the absurd on the internet.
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

7 Comments:
LOL! This is hilarious! As an English teacher, I hate misspelled names. I saw the name Payshence listed under baby names in our local newspaper recently.
Phoniex?
Isn't that what we studied in first grade to learn how to read?
"Sohpie".
Pronounced, presumably, as "Soapy".
Oh my goodness!!! I laughed so hard when I read this. I especially love Sohpie! How would you pronounce that? Soapy or Sawpy or Saw-pie? Quite the conundrum.
Poor Soapy Ann.
I have a distant cousin named Nataile, pronounced Natalie. Yeah. Beautiful little girl... will probably never be able to spell.
I don't know about you, but I'm hooked on Phoniex.
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