Just... no.
posted by TurabianNights @ 10:12 PM
The Bad Baby Names Blog
I don't hate babies. I don't even hate parents. I just wish parents would realize what enormous power they have over the rest of their children's lives when they give them a name. I wish parents would realize that kids grow up. Just because a parent likes the name Dymondlyn Shardonnae DaiseeBlossom or Dakoda Hunter Truck'Killah doesn't mean that it's a good name for a kid. Kids aren't accessories. If you want something with a cool name, buy a dog or a boat or some crap like that.
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I have been described as "bidder," "caddy," and "a real bitch." I'd generally describe myself as a connoisseur of the absurd on the internet.
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9 Comments:
Monoxide looks a little unhappy, go figure. At least Alalgam could be "Al" or "AJ" but what is poor little MD going to do?
Wow. Most parents at least choose a name that either has a nice meaning or sounds good. Monoxide is neither; all conceivable potential nicknames (Mono, ox, etc) have negative connotations as well.
I am so glad I found your blog; just what I needed for a laugh and to feel a bit better about my own weird name.
I guess we should at least be glad these are spelled correctly and didn't have their proper vowels switched to "y". Sigh.
HAH!
I work in Hong Kong and was having a conversation with my husband's friend Unicorn, when Sunny Moon called and asked if I had seen Sugar today and could I pass on s message to her.
And these are just names from my office.
Is there any way we can make this website compulsory reading for ESL parents without dictionaries? If I meet one more kid called Banana (or even worse, Sniper) I might just collapse.
It's so depressing. The names that this blog finds are worse than what Mike Judge came up with for his dysgenic future movie, "Idiocracy". In that movie I remember off the top of my head, Beef Supreme and Tylenol Jones, among many others.
Amalgam? Is his last nmae Maglama? Because that would be REALLY clever.
whoops... that should have said *last name*. I typed too fast. :o
No. I'm sorry. This is an amalgam of injustice.
i love it check out baby shop
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