Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Bad, Worse, or THE Worst?

Ever need a second opinion on some of your name combinations, but Yahoo Answers aren't cutting it for you anymore? Fear not - online baby name polls are make it easier than ever to collect the uninformed opinions of your peers!

don’t want a name that is overly common! but need something cute and unique
1. Lilybeth Michelle
2. Lacilyn Michelle
3. Emberly Michelle

I'm disappointed that Sugarrose Michelle and Ponyprincess Michelle did not make this list. I am similarly disappointed that I'm going to have to vote for "Emberly."

which do you like for our daughter?
1. Mylie Annabeth
2. Sucily Louane
3. Brynna McKenna

One commenter proffered, "I love Mylie. Unique and very pretty! I have never heard it before." Thank you, person who has been living under a rock for the past ten years, or ever since Billy Ray Cyrus had his kid.

loooking for a J R boy name.
1. Jackson (jack) Rory
2. Jacolby Rock
3. Jacobi Royce

Jacolby Rock would be the clear winner here, if the parents happened to be a wheel of cheese and a piece of granite.

Which one for a little girl...
1. Macie
2. Zaidee
3. Macyn

I decided that voting on this one would have been a cyn.

which spelling of (zan-dree) looks the best?
1. Zandrie Elyse
2. Zandree Elyse
3. Zandriegh Elyse

I don't know, but I wish there were a "4. Elise" option.

which one for a girl?
1. kensington alexis
2. mackenzie alexis
3. Elizabeth

I voted for Elizabeth. Another commenter felt differently, saying, "kensingto is way to long a name fora child to have to learn to spell n write..plus it sounds like a kennedy compound.i love alexiis." I could not have said it better myself.

What do you think?
1. Keshley Avalon
2. Ohara Blythe
3. Tenley Cyan

You really want us to vote between an Arthurian themepark, an Irish boxer, and a Sherwin-Williams paint color?

Which do you prefer?
1. Babylon Rose
2. Amber Rose

Most voted for 2, though some Mesopotamian revivalists probably approve of 1.

I REALLY like the name Raegan for a girl. It is VERY important to me that the middle name has Leigh in it somehow. Which sounds best??
1. Raegan Molleigh
2. Raegan Presleigh
3. Raegan Baileigh

Is this Reagan? Or, like... Ray Gun? If the latter, definitely Presleigh. A girlified Elvis would surely have approved of this powerful alien technology. In your weird alternate universe where "Raegan" is a good idea.

Hi, I made a poll last night about the name Daelyn. Thank you for your comments. I’m glad I realized now that it is too masculine. Anyways, I’m having a little girl, and I still need a creative "D" name. PLEASE help me by commenting on each. Dylana is pronounced DAH-LAW-NAH (kind of like Alana). Thank you so much!!
1. Dylana
2. Daytona
3. Darby

I like how Daytona, of NASCAR fame, is somehow more feminine than Daelyn. Maybe when she says "feminine," she actually means "sickening."

Which first name do you like best? Cambria is pronounced with a long "a," NOT like in Cameron. Also, I want to use Rose as a middle name (I think it is so beautiful), but is it too common at this point? Thank you!
1. Afton Rose
2. Brynlee Rose
3. Cambria Rose

Couldn't bring myself to vote on this one, but someone else did comment: "I like Cambria the best. Cameo is another alternative .... it’s an old Italian girls name." Yeah, that's right - I hear Cameo is Italian for "Don't ascribe this crap to us, you brutta stupida."

My husband wants to name our boy Faxon; I'm on the fence - easy to spell; pronounce and goes well with our last name (my criteria), but I'm still unsure. What do you think of the name Faxon?
1. great name
2. pretty good
3. maybe
4. don't like it much
5. definitely not

I think option 6 should have been "hate it, but I'm one of those new Xerox all-in-one scanners that's making fax machines obsolete."

I like these , my concern is how will they age? the combined meanings of each name set are as follows I name more by meaning then sound, you can mix Azriel Bennett Meaning: Little blessed one,An angel of the Lord Jobe Carsten Meaning: Persecuted follower of Christ Flynn Malik Meaning: The red-haired king. Eloisa Genevieve Meaning: Famous warrior,’A woman of the people’. Anastasia Marie Meaning:She who will rise again Bitter. Azubah Flynn -Meaning:Forsaken Child of the red-haired man. MY OTHER TWO CHILDREN ARE NINA MALLORY 7, UNLUCKY GIRL, AND ZION JUDE 4 SING GOOD PRAISE

I had to go for Anastasia Marie on this one. I mean, who wouldn't want to rise again bitter? Though being a persecuted follower of Christ is sure appealing with Job(e) Carsten. And Azubah Flynn's carrot-top baby-daddy has apparently gone missing, which is something I'm sure you'd always want to remind her of. So many good choices with this one. One thing is for sure, though - ALL of these kids' names probably translate to "unlucky girl or boy," if you catch my drift.

I work with kids, so i would like to us a unique name that i don't hear everyday.

Saibryn Embry
(can't decide if Saibryn is a sort of weapon or a sort of dishsoap...)
Boston Ellisyn
Phoenix Sahara
(did you know that Arizona is actually located in the Sahara? True fact. Hope The Ironic Geography Joke Police come after me for this one.)
Kaclyn Embry (Cacklin'?)
Scarlett (Put out of her misery by escaping with only a first name.)
Declan James
Grayden James
Bridger Michael
Easton Andrew
Brezlin James

I wonder if you can vote on something other than the names? Can I just vote that you have a boy? Your options there are much better.

This name just popped in my head at work and was wondering what other people thought? How does this name sound?
1. Jazzenae
2. Jazenae

This name doesn't sound like Jazzenae or Jazenae. This name sounds like poop.

I am not pregnant yet. I have a daughter named Talya and if we have a son next - it will be Koen. I already find me debating on names if we have a second son. His middle name would probably be Charles after my dad. Which do you like best? or suggest other short, unique names to me...
1. Maxwell
2. Maxson
3. Kylan
4. Kason
5. Jaron
6. Ethaniel
7. Kedric
8. Trevon
9. Ashton
10. Damien

It's going okay until you hit Ethaniel. ETHANIEL? Then Kedric. You don't even have the heart to finish the list and find the decent "Damien" at the end. Kedric? I've lost my will to live.

Riese or Skiler
i like both names and can't decide on one name. i think his middle name will be Robert after my grandfater but if anyone think's of better let me know. i am giving the baby Daniel's last name and thats Coleman. let me know what to do.......

1. Riese
(Rhys, I'm guessing?)
2. Skiler
(a skier who is also a killer?? oh, no, wait, it's Skyler.)
3. Aiden
4. Hunter
5. Kalib
(Caleb, one can only assume).

Fortunately, if you rule out all the names that are either unrecognizable or related to killing, you're left with just one choice - easy voting!

I leave you with this sweet conclusion that needs no commentary:

Praline Cecelia?
I love the name Praline I am just not sure it sounds good with Cecilia. I need some opionions on whether it sounds good or some other first names that would go good with Cecilia. We also have 2 boys Kiefer and Ezwrin so we need another unique name.

Okay, I lied. Maybe it needs just a small comment.


Anonymous Katherine said...

Oh come on, who doesn't want to be named after a confection made from nuts and sugar syrup?
I hope she's sticky.

Sunday, November 04, 2007 5:54:00 PM  
Anonymous gretel rising said...


Wednesday, December 05, 2007 1:31:00 PM  
Blogger Don't believe a word I write said...

Hi. Constable DBAWIW from the Ironic Geography Joke Police here. In my country, people have developed a nasty habit of combining their own names to give their offspring something truly 'unique'. My fellow member of the IGJP, Golden Beagle, has a colleague Robert, who is married to Sarah. The name of their daughter... Robsar. Now that is worth a life sentence.

Friday, December 21, 2007 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know why peole feel they need to judge others on what they want to name thier children?!
I like unique names really how many more Micheals or Jessicas does the world need.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008 8:22:00 AM  
Blogger TurabianNights said...

Oh please. It's not like the only names in the world are Michael and Jessica or Babylon and Saibryn. Get a little imagination. Check out the latest top 1000 from the Social Security Administration:


There are a ton of practically-unheard of names out there that are far less ridiculous than Ethaniel and Praline (or... Robsar). There's a wide margin available between being dull and being ridiculous.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger The Dada Drummer said...

The Dada Drummer highly approves of Bad Baby Names Blog rants. Press on! You're fighting the good fight!

Would love to have you stop by Dada Headquarters for some kindred spirit stupid name bashing.

Monday, March 10, 2008 6:56:00 PM  
Blogger tesslouise said...

Ezwrin? She has a son named Ezwrin? What the hell is that?

Thursday, March 13, 2008 7:09:00 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could have been there on the sites for all of these, I had suggestions for turning these people toward better options!

Elisabeth Michelle nn Lilybeth
Jackson Royce
Zahra nn Zadie (hate sound of Zadie but at least Zahra is a real name)
Alexandrie (French of Alexandra) Elise nn Xandrie (see Zadie comment)
Blythe Avalon (it sounds a little hippy-dippy and sounds like a phrase because it's adjective then noun, but it's better than the rest)
Denise Alana nn Delana (see Zahra comment)
Bennett Flynn & Eloisa Marie
Sabrina Evelyn nn Sabryn (see Zahra comment) & Declan Andrew
Jasmine Renee nn Jasenee (see Zahra comment)
Aileen Cecelia

Tuesday, September 16, 2008 7:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Lindsay Victoria said...

Jazzenae could have a twin sister named Jacuzzi! Perfect!

The person who liked Praline probably read 'Where the Heart Is' and missed the fact that it was a nickname for Pauline. Oh wait... who am I kidding... they probably just heard it in the movie, because reading is so hard.

Monday, September 22, 2008 9:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Eliza said...

Why can't anyone choose a name that is normal?! For heavens sakes. I have to say who ever made this blog is hilarious and has an excellent sense of humour! But please a normal from the new mums, like:

Ruby Rose

instead of shocking names with shocking spelling:

Typhphanee = Tiffany
Maerkou = Marco
Molii = Molly


Thursday, February 19, 2009 1:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I saw this on Yahoo! Answers and just KNEW that you needed to read it:

"Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Wendy Guenevere"

. . . I'm sorry, did nobody tell this woman that Wendy is a nickname for Guenevere? That's right up there with every John Johnson I've ever met when it comes to poorly thought out naming.

Sunday, March 01, 2009 9:59:00 PM  
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Blogger Carla said...

Riese means giant in German. Maybe she should combine it with Magen and Montag.

Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:23:00 AM  
Anonymous E. O. Schnitz said...

I wish somebody would give their kid my name. My name is Egbert Oliver Schnitz.

Sunday, November 28, 2010 8:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cambria is another name for Wales. Brutus of Troy had a son named Cambre and he was the first king of Wales. It's actually a really common place name! There's a Cambria, CA and a Cambria, PA and Cambria, Spain. Different variants of Cambria are common surnames in Europe.

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