Sunday, May 10, 2009


America, you have disappointed me again.

Khloe went from #960 in 2006 to #665 in 2007 to EFFING #196 in 2008. One thousand six hundred and eighty-seven girls were named Khloe in 2008 in our fair country.

Pretty impressive for a name that sounds exactly like you're hockin' a loogie.